It was already a doozy of a Creative Writing class. We had spent the past ten minutes attempting to workshop Luke’s story about a Humans versus Zombies Game he played, but we spent more time talking about military takeovers than about zombies. …

Not every professor is as cool as Dr. Stahl. Sure, some professors at Geneva College try to be cool by using slang that went out of style three years ago, but Dr. Stahl doesn’t need to resort to anti-cool tactics to get his students to like him. He just blows…

The students at Geneva College have an unwarranted fascination with cheese. So much so, that they’ve named the campus cat “Cheese.” Or “Cheddar” or “Colby Jack,” depending on who you talk to. The problem is, most of these students don’t understand cheese well enough to be obsessed with it. Most…

On the origins and effects of one girl’s repurposed bad habit — I have amassed quite a few quotes in my quotebook over the years. I’ve even collected quotes about my quotebook. Some people love the quotebook, some hate it, and some don’t even know they’re in it. …

“Sue you for more money? You’re already in debt! There’s nothing they can do. Bankruptcy is freedom, man.” ~Dr. Williams It was time for Publishing class once again, and I had high hopes for our entertainment. Today we would be workshopping Charlie’s story and giving him pointers, as well as…

“I have an inside pocket in my jacket. I can keep spaghetti in there.” ~George Chaos reigned as the cast and crew of the radio show Treasure Island mingled and yelled within the tiny Black Box theater. …

“My money is usually on the person opposing me. That way I never run out of money.” ~Blaine “Check.” Sam leaned back in his chair and crossed his arms, satisfied with his latest move. …

“Stop blowing ducks in people’s ears!” ~Christa The Geneva College honors program’s photo scavenger hunt would be over at midnight. We needed to find the honors council members and collect rubber ducks from them, and fast. On the afternoon of Friday, November 13, my roommate Christa and I had only…

“I can’t believe he ditched me with the president of the college! My gosh!” - Christa The weather was out to get us last weekend. First, it threatened to snow half a foot, so naturally we all got excited about having a snow day on Monday. Then, it not only didn’t snow a single inch, but the clouds had the audacity to rain on…