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Katie Stoneback

Talking Without Lips: The Covid Quotes

The second semester of my freshman year at Geneva College was cut short by a tiny, incredibly annoying virus. So we went online in March…

May 1, 2021

Talking Without Lips: The Covid Quotes

May 1, 2021

Katie Stoneback

“There is no way you’re a real person”: The Pizza Behind the Quote

It was already a doozy of a Creative Writing class. We had spent the past ten minutes attempting to workshop Luke’s story about a Humans…

Apr 24, 2021

“There is no way you’re a real person”: The Pizza Behind the Quote

Apr 24, 2021

Katie Stoneback

The Professorial Quotebook: Dr. Stahl

Not every professor is as cool as Dr. Stahl. Sure, some professors at Geneva College try to be cool by using slang that went out of style…

Apr 17, 2021

Apr 17, 2021

Katie Stoneback

Quotebook: The Cheese Obsession

The students at Geneva College have an unwarranted fascination with cheese. So much so, that they’ve named the campus cat “Cheese.” Or…

Apr 10, 2021

Quotebook: The Cheese Obsession

Apr 10, 2021

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Quotebook: The Rise of Eavesdropping

On the origins and effects of one girl’s repurposed bad habit

Mar 27, 2021

Quotebook: The Rise of Eavesdropping

Mar 27, 2021

Katie Stoneback

Bankruptcy is Freedom, Man: The Story Behind the Quote

“Sue you for more money? You’re already in debt! There’s nothing they can do. Bankruptcy is freedom, man.” ~Dr. Williams

Mar 20, 2021

Bankruptcy is Freedom, Man: The Story Behind the Quote

Mar 20, 2021

Katie Stoneback

Spaghetti in my Pocket: The Story Behind the Quote

“I have an inside pocket in my jacket. I can keep spaghetti in there.” ~George

Mar 13, 2021

Spaghetti in my Pocket: The Story Behind the Quote

Mar 13, 2021

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All My Money on You: The Story Behind the Quote

“My money is usually on the person opposing me. That way I never run out of money.” ~Blaine

Mar 6, 2021

All My Money on You: The Story Behind the Quote

Mar 6, 2021

Katie Stoneback

Duck Blowing — The Story Behind the Quote

“Stop blowing ducks in people’s ears!” ~Christa

Feb 27, 2021

Duck Blowing — The Story Behind the Quote

Feb 27, 2021

Katie Stoneback

Ditched with the president

“I can’t believe he ditched me with the president of the college! My gosh!”

Feb 20, 2021

Ditched with the president

Feb 20, 2021

Katie Stoneback

Katie Stoneback

I am a college student writing the stories behind some of the strange and inexplicable things I hear on campus, solely for your amusement.

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